Panopticorp™ · Where People Are The Product

A vertically integrated, horizontally surveilled, entirely one-person game studio. Who actually tracks literally nothing.

Internal memo · partially declassified

Our mission

At Panopticorp, our mission is to deliver experiences through rigorous oversight and compliance.

Flagship product(s) · file no. 111001

Our Dreadling

Our Dreadling cover art — opens the Steam store page in a new tab View on Steam
Cleared for public release

Our sole shipped product to date. A minimalist platformer about a small pink dreadling investigating the enigmatic Monono — built across hours of unpaid overtime and a concerning amount of dedication.

Field-tested on one (1) developer and zero (0) focus groups. Contains Steam Achievements, dark humor, minigames that may or may not involve naps with strangers.

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By the numbers

Live
1Expected SalesGive it time.
1Employees monitoredSolo-Dev
2Eyes on you right nowDon't look behind you
110%Quarterly synergyExceeding expectations (ours).
Error: 111001Complaints filed
1,247Cups of coffee (YTD)Rounding down.

Organizational structure · confidential

Meet the team

A.L.I.C.E.

CEOCFOLead designerQA departmentJanitorial servicesLegal counsel (unlicensed)Catering

Stebe

Middle Manager

Panopticorp maintains a strict zero-redundancy staffing model.

Careers · now hiring (technically)

Join our team

We're always looking for top talent to help us achieve our mission of watching things and occasionally finishing them. Current openings: none — there is exactly one (1) seat at this company, and it is occupied.

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Congratulations — you are now under consideration for every position at Panopticorp simultaneously. Unfortunately, all of them are already held by the same person. Please accept this consolation prize instead:

🏆 Honorary Employee of the Day