Panopticorp™ · Where People Are The Product
A vertically integrated, horizontally surveilled, entirely one-person game studio. Who actually tracks literally nothing.
Internal memo · partially declassified
Our mission
At Panopticorp, our mission is to deliver experiences through rigorous oversight and compliance.
Flagship product(s) · file no. 111001
Our Dreadling
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Our sole shipped product to date. A minimalist platformer about a small pink dreadling investigating the enigmatic Monono — built across hours of unpaid overtime and a concerning amount of dedication.
Field-tested on one (1) developer and zero (0) focus groups. Contains Steam Achievements, dark humor, minigames that may or may not involve naps with strangers.
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Organizational structure · confidential
Meet the team
A.L.I.C.E.
Stebe
Middle Manager
Panopticorp maintains a strict zero-redundancy staffing model.
Careers · now hiring (technically)
Join our team
We're always looking for top talent to help us achieve our mission of watching things and occasionally finishing them. Current openings: none — there is exactly one (1) seat at this company, and it is occupied.
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Congratulations — you are now under consideration for every position at Panopticorp simultaneously. Unfortunately, all of them are already held by the same person. Please accept this consolation prize instead:
🏆 Honorary Employee of the Day